Where do wet dogs go to college? P.U.

Everything wet stinks...
wet hair
wet grass
wet dirt or sand
wet clothes (left in the washer)
wet animals
wet basements
wet diapers (infant & geriactric)
wet crotches (admit it!)
wet shoes
wet noses (my own)
wetlands
wet carpet (especially with pet urine)
wet dishes (dirty ones)
wet ashtrays
wet mops
wet people (sweaty)
wet poop (dried doesn't really smell)
wet blood (and all other bodily functions)
wet paper (like old books)
wet cement or asphault
wet bathing suits (or anything else that was in the lake)
wet wood or forests
wet toothbrushes
wet nail polish
wet socks (after a run)
AND MY FAVORITE: wet pet food ugh!